MEN.COM just teased fans with yet another gay porn parody based on comic book movie! After the release of Batman V Superman: Gay XXX Parody back in March, it looks like gay geeks around the world is about to get X-Men Gay Porn Parody! Just in time for the release of X-Men: Apocalypse in theaters. I wonder if they will call it XXX-Men. 🙂 Can’t wait for May 27th to watch the first scene.
[UPDATE #5] One of Men.com’s most popular gay porn stars, Paddy O’Brian will be playing the main villain Magneto! Now I wonder who’s going to play Professor X.
[UPDATE #4] Nice to know that Colossus is a bottom. 😉 He will be played by Landon Mycles.
[UPDATE #3] Mike De Marko will be playing Iceman.
[UPDATE #2] Paul Canon will be playing Pyro.4
[UPDATE #1] Men.com has revealed that gay porn star Colby Keller plays Wolverine and Brenner Bolton plays Cyclops in this upcoming X-MEN: A Gay XXX Parody.
Colby Keller Plays Wolverine in X-MEN: A Gay XXX Parody.
Brenner Bolton Plays Cyclops in X-MEN: A Gay XXX Parody.
Paul Canon Plays Pyro in X-MEN: A Gay XXX Parody.
Mike De Marko Plays Iceman in X-MEN: A Gay XXX Parody.
Landon Mycles Plays Colossus in X-MEN: A Gay XXX Parody.
+ Watch X-MEN: A Gay XXX Parody on MEN.COM May 27th
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Colby Keller Plays Wolverine & Brenner Bolton Plays Cyclops in X-MEN: A Gay XXX Parody
Raelk says
These parodies are so stupid, ugh
Willie says
Yes, off putting, ineffective, distracting, unattractive and silly.
D. says
I do like men in spandex!
Pornobb says
I guess someone hairy plays Wolverine.
alex says
Jessy Ares would be my guess .. but he may have to cut or at least trim that beard (it’s a bit too much).
Cody Ridley says
Colby Jensen better be playing Wolverine, he often does that on his Twitter feed and he has PERFECT Wolverine hair when he styles it that way.
sxg says
lol @ Colby Jansen playing Wolverine. The only X-men franchise character Colby Jensen is fit to play is the Blob.
But this will be an utter fail since Men has shown us that they cannot do a really good superhero film. The Batman/Superman parody was just completely awful. Star Wars started out good, but got worse. The Mad Max parody was ok, but that’s because Paddy mostly saved that parody.
Since they said all parodies will be produced in Spain, most of the characters won’t even be able to speak english lol
kevin says
a person w/ no pic of themselves calling someone who actually has appeared naked on film several times is a bit…what’s the word…Hypocritical and stupid…person who lives in their parents basement.
George says
Who cares about Men.com. The Batman-Superman and Star Wars parodies were an utter disaster. The new X Men parody will likewise be awful with no doubt the yawn, yawn, boring Topher DiMaggio being a useless top again and Paddy O’Brian not bottoming.
Pornobb says
^Colby Jansen can be Fatverine
sam my says
Yeah, since that Batman parody worked out oh so well.
Herbert says
Putrefacción tropel dimaggio noticias bottom it will be very boring
sxg says
Men MIGHT be doing an Empire parody. I saw on twitter that Micah Brandt was approached by the studio doing the parody to play the role of Cookie, but I believe he’s declining. OR it could be Dominic Ford since they just finished doing a How To Get Away With Murder parody. Funny thing is, according to Diesel Washington Men already did a HTGAWM parody last year, but for some reason they have yet to release it.
markJason says
Its all so cheap, there is not one ounce of passion and respect for this type of fantasy.
If they don’t believe it… we as the buyer wont! for this and all their other over edited projects.
Dave N says
Can they just stop with these parodies already they are AWFUL!!! Porn is so mass produced & boring these days…YAWN BIG TIME!!! (Oh and Colby Keller is Wolverine for those actually interested).
Rioss says
Huh…It’s going to be dull, uncreative and unimaginative as Superman and Batman parody.
Terry says
Too bad they didn’t do a Civil War parody. I would liked that one
andrew says
Paul Canon looks hot as usual. Can’t wait to watch him as Pyro.
Terry says
On my birthday! Can’t be more awesome xD
Cheezy says
All Flipfuck scenes.
Kurtis Wolfe as magneto. Bottom
Alex Mecum as cyclops. Bottom
Braden Charron as the beast. Bottom
Adam Bryant as the professor. Bottom
Jake Wilder as Angel. Bottom
Antonio Aguilera as En Sabah. Top
Austin Wolf as wolverine. Bottom
Paddy o’ Brian as Raven. Gangbanged.
JJ Knight as Col. William Stryker. Top
Will be amazing.
Briggs says
Men.com can’t even get their parodies relevant. I see this is based on X-Men released about 15 years ago. When was the last time Cyclops and Pyro were in an X-Men movie. Then they cast that racist bigot. Exactly why I don’t pay for porn. They are still clueless.
thejudge says
I hate these things. Everyone ones ” Creaming” about “Batman vs Superman”….. The costumes didn’t even fit! I pray for the day that Men.com stops making horrible Sexless porn! Just go away……FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Delta says
My…the hate on Colby J is appalling. Colby J is handsome and charismatic man. I love his body and performances. He is one of the best in this business.
Rioss says
Oh my! This is going to suck big time!
alex says
Landon as Colossus is the worst casting to date. The guy who played Colossus in X2 and X3 was a dark-haired hunk. Landon’s body is okay, but he just doesn’t fit the bill. Men.com’s stable of performers is probably may be at its worst — so it’s not surprising that the announcements are mostly disappointing.
Rob says
I know right. Colossus is suppose to be over 6 feet and they cast short Landon Mycles. They really need to do more research whenever they take on parodies.
David says
Theses parodies are plain awful and men.com in general has become so damn disappointing. I do wish that all men.com’s casting personnel and scene directors can be transported to a remote island and be left stranded there. For men.com needs a completely fresh start and most importantly it needs to listen to its members as to what we want to see for we as members pay all the bills.
In the belief that even men.com could improve I took out their annual membership and I am now stuck with mediocre bland videos with in the main totally mis-casted performers. Something has to happen to change this dire situation at men.com and them listening to member’s wishes would be a a huge and essential first step!
aj350174 says
Moan & groan all you want about the porn parodies – these sure beat the million or billions of scenes in locker rooms, bath-rooms, prisons, back-room bars, bath-houses and seedy streets or staid cheap motels!
Moan & groan all you want about the costumes or the effort or lack of effort put into these gay porn parodies – the silly or non-acting involved.
Just think about all of the mind-numbing boring million or billions of scenes where the guys just go through the motions and just fuck – no plot, only single names, guys just hired off the street for a bucks, no money spent on production in some drab room with filth all around, all bareback with less than zero concern for the actors, etc. The bargain basement of gay porn is not a pretty sight …
In many ways – today’s porn is so much better than what came before – even if more improvements can or should be made ..
G says
Just for the sake of diversity, they should cast somebody as Storm or Psylocke. They turned female characters into males in Gay of Thrones so why not this? Also, Bennett Anthony for Jean Grey, please…
DD says
This is a very hot cast. Can’t wait to see this! Like how they’ve matched up the models with the characters. Looking forward to this one more than any one from their porn parody past. Especially whomever they team up with Paddy O’Brian. And Landon looks super-sexy all chromed up.
Chris says
Agree: Those men dot com porn parodies are terrible. Let’s see those naked bodies, although that’s just one reason (the costumes) that they’re lame. You can’t really see the sex.
Super Marco Bros 3 says
aj350174 I totally disagree with you.Gay porn from the past is way better than gay porn from today.Gay porn from the past (mostly 80s and 90s gay porn) was more campy and cheesy and it was what made its charm.
First,gay porn from the past had more gay men (gay for real men) Unlike gay porn from today who is infected with gay for pay men.Pretty much all men in gay porn nowadays are bi.
Second,unlike gay porn from today,gay porn from the 90s didnt took itself seriously.They knew that their movies were cheesy with cheap music,cheap special effects,cheap sets,ect… Still,gay porn from th 90s had condoms,better looking men (mostly were leaner muscular men instead of the usual steroid muscleheads you see now.
Third,the sex in 90s gay porn was better than the sedated sex of your average nowadays porn.
Forth,lets face it,porn is fake.But,gay porn from the 90s was not as fake as today gay porn.Today,you see several porn scenes with fake fucking,fake internal cumshots,fake cumshots (they used a tube with fake cum),fake erections (men using pills,injections),you can thank gay fro pay men for that.When you hear gay porn stars saying (gay porn is a fantasy) they aint kidding.
Fifth,gay porn from today sucks.What gay porn have to offer nowadays,men who go through the motion,men who are not into each other (even if both men are hot),wood problems,gay for pay men,parodies (at least,90s gay porn parodies were funny),gay porn stars who lies about their sexuality,wood problems,bareback,tattoos,men spitting too much on each other,lack of moaning in several scenes,lack of erotism,wood problems,men who have sex with boots = Raging Stallions,men who have sex with sucks = Falcon,men who have sex with their clothes on = Men At Play,Sean Cody = no comments,gay porn studio owned by straight people WTF = MEN,ect… ect… ect…
I will stick with classic 70s,80s and 90s gay porn.When gay porn was still gay and watchable.
alex says
I didn’t start watching gay porn until the 2000s — and most of the web sites posted at least one hot scene a week — of guy on guy sex. Most updates these days are of forgetable performers (just turned 18 probably) — whom wouldn’t get a second look in the locker room. I put the blame squarely on file-sharing. I doubt anyone under 30 pays for porn — and that is effecting the quality of videos that are released. I wish men.com would revamp for 2017 — more quality — less bland quantity. We’re almost halfway through the year, and I doubt there are even 30 scenes I’d bother to download. My membership expired the end of January — and nothing has prompted me to renew — even Colby bottoming — which I always like.
Casting Paddy as the young version of Magneto is probalby the best choice to date. Wouldn’t mind seeing a hot bald guy as Prof. X. It would be nice to see some X-Women in the scene — and then disappear before the sex starts.
TJ says
Just seems a silly parody to me, and distracting from the sex. Nobody watches porn for the ‘acting’ since its usually terrible, we come from the hot fucking.