Here we go again… I’m sure none of you can forget that Right In Front Of My Salad? (It even had a sequel.) It became internet meme on mainstream media last year. Now it looks like Men.com has come up with another ridiculous gay porn scenario that involve a girlfriend, butt sex, and a bowl of salad again.
They paired two gay porn stars with the biggest cocks in the industry JJ Knight and Pierce Paris together for this occasion. Pierce plays a guy who loves ass play and enjoys sticking random objects like candle and cucumber up his butt. As you can guess what happens next. His girlfriend walks in with a bowl of salad followed by Pierce Paris getting fucked by JJ Knight’s gigantic cock. Check out the trailer below. The full video called “Closet Bottom” will be online on November 9th.
Athletic, good-looking Pierce Paris loves a little ass play, but his girlfriend really isn’t into it. He spends his time fantasizing about it, and sticking random objects up his ass so he can relieve the tension. While preparing dinner he notices the candle he’s about to light is the perfect size for his eager hole, and decides to fuck himself with it instead. His girlfriend walks in the room with hunky, chiseled JJ Knight, and catches him mid-stroke! She takes off, but tattooed JJ sees this as an opportunity to fulfill his own needs by offering up his big, hung dick.
+ JJ Knight Fucks Pierce Paris in Closet Bottom [Coming November 9]
+ MEN.COM
Muggy says
Does anyone actually enjoy this shit? There is nothing remotely sexy about it.
Marko says
I guess when the majority of your erotic content is repetitive, formulaic and lacking in heat, you need endless gimmicks & stunts just to attract attention. I’ll pass.
Boomer says
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Kev says
I wish that JJ would bottom again.
TheRealestTea says
Who produces and directs this crap? These scenarios make no sense, are stupidly unrealistic, and are always the same.
I take it we need younger directors not only in politics, but porn too. Y’all use up the same old thirsty stars for every seen. I’m tired of their holes.
Dan says
It’s MEN after all, pathetic is just about what we should expect from them.
c_4 says
This chick has the worst luck, all her boyfriends are gay. LOL
Alessandro Oliveira Araujo says
shit
Radek says
JJ deserves better…
Tom says
This looks to me like a throwback to the early days of gay porn where betrayed women fled back to mom after finding hubby sucking cock. Is this shit what any of us wants? Porn stuck in the 1970s/1980s/1990s? Too many old fart ‘directors’ who haven’t had a good idea in decades?
TomJudson says
Pierce “paper plate face “should just bottom. He never hard he can’t keep it in without holding it . You hav to edit it and work longer hours just to hav a good scene