Men.com is about to release a gay porn parody of Queer Eye, instead of the “Fab Five”, here’s Fab 3 – A Gay XXX Parody. The series feature gay porn stars Diego Sans, Sean Zevran, and Paul Canon as the “Fab 3”. 1art 1 where grooming expert Diego Sans fucks scruffy landscape gardener Calhoun Sawyer will be released tomorrow, Friday June 5th.
Collectively known as the Fab 3, Diego Sans, Paul Canon, and Sean Zevran are on a mission to bring out every guy’s best self, and today their target is scruffy, redheaded landscape gardener Calhoun Sawyer. Calhoun’s friends say he has a stick up his ass, and he could definitely use some help with his look, so grooming expert Diego Sans leaps into action. The whimsical stylist covers Calhoun’s eyes with a towel and rubs his cock in the stud’s face, and Calhoun jacks himself as he sucks Diego’s boner. The long-haired top eats his hole, then replaces the stick in Calhoun’s ass with his dick! The guys 69 before Calhoun bounces on Diego’s cock, then Diego pounds Calhoun’s ass mish, jacking the bottom’s dick till he cums and then blowing his load in Calhoun’s mouth. Diego’s done such a great job on Calhoun’s outer transformation, Paul and Sean can’t wait to get their hands on him next!
+ Diego Sans, Calhoun Sawyer, Sean Zevran & Paul Canon In FAB 3 Part 1 – A Gay XXX Parody
Calvin Banks has been going a little stir-crazy now that every day is the same, but finding Mr. Twink and Mr. Twunk on Pornhub has livened things up, so he reaches out to the couple to virtually hook up. Down in Colombia, the cute husbands have been amusing themselves with reading, cooking, playing video games, and working out with what they have around they house, and of course, sucking each other’s big cocks. Calvin’s already naked and touching himself as they begin the call, and he tells the twinks how much he’s looking forward to fucking himself when his ass mold and custom dildo arrive! For now he’s gotta watch as Twunk fucks Twink, and he almost feels like they’re right there with him as all three guys cum practically simultaneously.
+ Calvin Banks, Mr. Twink & Mr. Twunk In Remote Control: Episode 3
If there’s one man who changed the course of queer men’s fantasies forever, it’s erotic illustrator Tom of Finland. In partnership with Tom of Finland, and with the help of some of today’s best artists and directors, Men.com has brought Tom’s most iconic sexual visions to life. The journey begins with a classic TOF outdoor scenario set in 1957, as birdwatcher Theo Brady is caught spying on fisherman Kurtis Wolfe, and watches Kurtis submit to muscular uniformed cop Matthew Camp before joining for a threesome. Moving on into the 1970s, Matthew Camp, Ricky Roman, River Wilson, and DeAngelo Jackson get greased up to bring Tom’s beloved Kake comic story, “Service Station,” to life. Then Nate Grimes, Kurtis Wolfe, Dirk Caber, and Jaxx Thanatos enact the wet-dream-like tale of a young man’s erotic transformation into a leather man. In the present day, Joey Mills and fellow twinks Sean Ford, Angel Rivera, Tannor Reed, and River Wilson explore the erotic playground at Tom’s house, embodying the evolution of the gay scene and Tom’s enduring legacy. Finally, visit an avant-garde future landscape where the virtual is the real, as Francois Sagat transports himself to a biodigital sexual playground and calls on fellow erotic devotees DeAngelo Jackson, Ty Mitchell, and Mickey Taylor to enact his every fantasy.
Trevor St Pierre Vanderbilt says
No.
Consuela says
No,no,no.
John says
A porn parody of Queer Eye is one of the least erotic concepts imaginable.
Nicolas says
A thousand times, NO.
Jeff says
What’s next? A porn parody of the Rue Paul drag races?
Stewlover says
Hahaha! So funny, was thinking the same.
Stewlover says
Is it me or Diego Sans is the only porn actor who is still wearing a condom on Men.com? It’s impressive to still see guys fucking with a condom since a lot of studios are doing nowadays bareback scenes.
Vv An says
I like men with long hair
Fit Studs says
OMG… ? Why do this? ???? So wrong. ?
pj056 says
Soooo wrong.
NO!
Lukas says
Diego Sans plays comedy very badly like the majority of porn actors. Let them fuck and basta! On the other hand, he has a very developed and magnificent hair system, whether his hair or this magnificent hair.
wheresbobbytho says
living for diego as jvn!!!!!! but yeah, not hot.
malakas says
Diego Sans legitimately disgusts me, especially with that hair. He is a 0/10 for me.
Jack says
The more we can see DeAngelo Jackson bottom the better.
kevin says
deangelo is sexier as a bottom to me as well
K says
I’m going to be the odd man out and say that I love the idea in theory. And I dig hot fem men. But yeah, the comedy doesn’t quite hit the mark.
BobbyBoy says
I love Calhoun Sawyer
peter says
diego does not bring anything new to the porn industry. he is the same in everything. Time to quit. I feel like seing him fuck is like fucking the same person for more than 10 years….it gets old.
Atella says
Diego give that hairy bubble ass for someone to lick and dick on camera again. sexy long hair.
Micah says
If it was Paul Canon I might be up for it.
Peachykeen says
Goodness this shit has to stop. These dull ass boring parodies and themes are so over played and dull. Plus Diego has become so one note and boring. Oh my goodness. It such a snooze fest. Come up with better ideas and DIEGO LISTEN TO ME…. BOTTOM.
Glyph says
Just not interested in seeing a bunch of male porn performers act like idiotic Valley Girls.
DeanD says
Diego Sans is an icon! His looks, his dick, his hair and his consistency as a performer puts him in a league with few others of the industry. He makes his scene partners better (Paddy, Ryan, Vadim to name but a few) and I always look forward to his scenes!
Ty says
He is not, he is just an overrated actor who fucks the director to have all the privilege that he has now.
Fred says
I was a huge fan of diego sans at randyblue when he still bottomed, HATE his hairstyle, if i want long hair i’ll take a chick, zevran still turns me on as a bottom
Mike says
OMG Diego looks just like the one Queer Eye guy and that’s not a compliment.
Also, wasn’t expecting the condoms. Another reason to pass.
Jay says
This is so frustrating! OMG, I mean why Diego Sans has all the privilege to be the top in all his scenes? Especially in this parody where his character doesn’t match at all with the situacion, he is acting like a bottom queen and then he fucks? I mean for real? I don’t have any problem with his hair being long but at least make that hair grabbed while he is getting fucked!
And this situation is constantly repeating, men.com announcing that they’re going to do a parody and at first it may sounds interesting but when I see that Diego is going to be on there well…is a completely sign that that is going to be a disaster to be honest!, the same thing happened with Tarzan.
mckinnb says
While the scene doesn’t interest me, I must I like Diego’s hair this way. MUCH better than the buns and Mulan styles he’s been wearing recently (although it could be a little shorter).
Kyle says
No NO and NOOOO!
Matt says
As stupid as this porn concept may be it does seem to hit so many buttons and trigger a long list of comments including mine…..and no, won’t be watching, even the associated idea of watching JVN have sex is repulsive even though Diego certainly is not