It’s that time of year, Christmas spirit is in the air as porn sites release their XMas theme sex scenes. For MEN.COM, it’s the orgy scene called “XXXMAS” where porn stars Johnny Rapid and Tom Faulk get fucked by Colby Jansen and Topher DiMaggio.
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dvlaries says
And after seeing DiMaggio bottom once (poorly) and Jansen bottom (decently, but only once too), and Faulk do it often enough and Rapid do it to stultifying boredom, “XXXMAS” is hoping to excite us … how? The hats?
andrew says
MEN.COM Gave me this Christmas present: Tom Faulk, Topher DiMaggio, Johnny Rapid and Colby Jansen all in the same video. WOW! It doesn’t get any better than that. I gotta admit that if I had to choose just one of them to have hot guy on guy sex with, it would be TOM FAULK. He is AWESOME!
sam says
I want my chrismas present be johnny and tom fuck topper and colby but it came wrong… What a sad… 🙁
Dean says
More boring mechanical crap from Men.com The only palatable scenes from this studio come from the UK branch. The American one is just dreadful.
Nobita says
@dvlaries Does anyone force you to watch it? Easy solution for you, don’t watch it if you don’t like it. Just watch what you like.
@Dean You complained about the scene that hasn’t been online yet. Same advice, don’t watch it.
No one forces you to show the world how miserable you are during this time of year. Most people spend time with their loved ones. Not trolling the internet.
Loreley says
What a heterogenious group: A twink – J. Rapid – a ‘bearish’ one – C. Jansen – a tasty one – Tom Faulk- and a plucked Diva…
Do you noticed J. Rapid’s smile when he was having his hole worked by C. Jansen? He’s married and has children…but is a terrific ‘actor’. LOL.
FieldMedic says
Sod off Nobita, we’re allowed to complain even if we haven’t watched the scene. And they’re correct, it’s more mechanical, boring sex (although Jansen’s bottoming scene was very hot, if I do say so myself).
grogi says
DValries and Sam are right, this scne would have been interesting if Colby Jansen and Topher Du Maggio had bottomed . This is more of the same boring stuff they have filmed 67 898 times. Show some versatility!
Pornobb says
Topher put in a lame short effort in his bottoming debut
dvlaries says
grogi and field medic, thanks for the defense. And I will correct myself on one point: Jansen’s bottoming to Defendi was more than ‘decent,’ it was outright superb. But that too goes to why this current offer feels a letdown; it’s been two months since Colby gave it up so well to Tommy, and we showered that clip with praise on these pages, we’re fevered for some more, and we made that clear to Men.
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So to be handed a holiday-themed clip that offers the usual suspects in their usual positions, not even wrapping it in Christmas ribbon disguises the lack of fresh imagination. I’ve only been posting here about four months, but I’ve come to recognize some of the other posters who are ‘regulars,’ and I don’t think we’ve been inordinately harsh on Men. When the clips have been very good, and many have been, we say so.
Dos says
IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!
JOHNNY RAPID IS GOING TO BOTTOM!!!
I HAVE WAITED ON THIS DAY FOR TOO LONG NOW!!!
PRAISE BE TO JESU–
No.
Wait.
That doesn’t sound right…?
Nobweld says
@Nobita……last time I checked people could pass their opinion good or bad about scenes.
pornobb says
@Dos Johnny is a better bottom than either Topher or Colby, so why shouldn’t he bottom ?
grogi says
Pornobb it s not true, Colby is the best bottom because he has that ASS…;)
ANd he was good when he took it!
Johnny is too thin to bottom( for my taste) , he would be cute with 30 more pounds on .
andrew says
Johnny Rapid is a hot looking guy and an awesome bottom.
pornobb says
@grogi I didn’t like Colby bottom scene with Tommy.
mark henny says
Men.coms videos are always like an empty Christmas present.They look great from the outside but are always empty! Strange………
mark henny says
Don’t get Johnny Rapid’s appeal at all. Tom Faulk is goodlooking but a tad wooden……..
PSR says
Rapid is a bore.
Aydyn says
Jansen, man, looks more and more like some random fan who got to do porn. That’s not beefy, that’s “I’m fucking lazy and refuse to go the gym, but hey, thesze assholes keep hiring my fat fuck so whatevs’. He’s gross now.
Racco says
I’m tired of seeing Johnny being fucked by several guys.
Lukas says
The only scene of Johnny Rapid that I would like to see is a flip-flop with Kevin Warhol of Bel Ami. Would be hot.
Ben says
The message has to get back to Men.Com to give us all a complete break from Topher DiMaggio. TTB6 was a total shit and Topher has little or no credibility as a boring top. He seriously needs several true macho tops to fuck him to restore any credibility. However its sadly the case that men.com shoots an enormous number of videos in advance, so just like when Rocco retired moths ago, I’m sure there’s still many pre filmed scenes waiting to be released, that in Topher’s case will continue be boring and terrible.
Gio says
I can never get enough of Colby and Tom, and I hope we get way more. I, for one, found this a real xmas gift!
kevin1012 says
MEN.CON SCENES ARE SO BORING!.ALWAYS THE SAME SCENES, PREDICTABLE AND COPIES OF THE ABOVE. PLAYERS LOOKING wax dolls, makeup MORE THAN STREET HOOKERS.
THE “FAT” JANSEN, MORE OFTEN SHOULD GO TO THE GYM. YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE A FLAN.
Woohooboy says
@Aydyn – If you’re going to criticize, at least learn to spell and use punctuation correctly.
Moving on, this scene is lucklustre. Not terrible but not great either. Part of the problem is that the same performers are doing the same things again and again.
Colby and Johnny are both proficient at being a top and a bottom respectively but they have been in too many scenes together to generate real fire anymore.
The larger issue however with this scene is that everyone is going through the motions. No genuine passion, more like a case of autopilot.
dvlaries says
Ben@ 1:11 Your point is backed up by the fact that Topher has been in three out of the five Men clips released in just the last five days: his Top to Bottom with Lance Luciano on the 20th, “Secret Santa” with Sam Northman yesterday, and now this foursome.
Jack says
Colby is beginning to look like a fat slob what are Men.Com thinking off?
Ben says
Slob is a bit harsh but Colby definitely needs to cut back on the burgers and large fries!
Aydyn says
@Woohooboy: So I forgot to use a semicolon and inserted a typo on ‘these’….how exactly does that negate my point that Colby has turned into a gross schlub (especially in that first photo? God…that first photo)? That’s right, it doesn’t.
It’s not that he’s not -super fit that’s the problem, it’s just that he obviously lacks a care in taking care of his body at all and Men.com keeps hiring him to shake his growing man tits at us. Nasty.
Aydyn says
@WoohooBoy Oh the irony: Lucklustre isn’t a word. It’s lackluster (or lacklustre depending on the origin of your English).
mark henny says
Not what I want under the tree
meduel says
I’m so fed of johnny rapid.pleaseeeee!
Pticock1 says
Someone can tell me which music we heard background ?
Dos says
@pornobb I’m not saying whether he’s a good or bad bottom. I’m saying that I’m tired of seeing him bottom. You can guarantee that at least once a week men.com will release a scene with him bottoming in it. Actually, just him in general – I’m not bothered by his topping either. And it gets tiring. I can only imagine that MEN are able to release a daily scene because Johnny is open to anything hard to fill him up and be filmed doing it.
Like many others have said here, it’s lacklustre, it’s repetitive, and it may as well be a repeat of another scene. Topher topping (no doubt dully) again, Johnny getting fucked and over acting while getting it done, Colby Jansen being a good top, but wholly placid while doing it. Only Tom Faulk is interesting here but that’s not much of a compliment.
Men.com need to do a Next Door-type thing. People weren’t happy when they fired/removed all their site-held-exclusives. But it was smart. Especially with Marcus Mojo, I used to find him sexy but by the end it was just another bottom scene. There was no fire, no earthquake. Just motions. They parted and they started fresh with new talent. Yes they’re using the same models a lot, but they’re mostly new and give the impression that there will be variety.
You get no such though from MEN. They need to quit using the same damn models for a few months and be fresh. Their product is boring, it’s tiresome, and I have no interest, and it seems that I’m not the only one.
I would say that, once again, SeanCody is the best site of the year. Once again, they have freshness all the others lack. They have regular models, but not repetitive. The models, the camera-work, the shots, and the sex itself is always class.
RandyBlue relies too much on gimmicks (although some are great – see Rockway in the Christmas scene) and the same models. CF’s editing is appalling (“I’m gonna cum” – cut to next camera angle where everything is in a different position – “I’m cumming”). Chaos Men is great for men, for site presentation, for the descriptions written (completely honest) but sometimes their models aren’t that passionate.
I’m digressing. The point, ladies and gents, is that MEN, like other studios, are getting lazy, and just because there’s this stereotype that gay men are horn-hounds who’ll get off to anything, that doesn’t mean we’re going to just jack off to anything.
NOTE: throughout my writing this, there has been an advert running below for MEN.com which says “college dudes love Johnny”, “daddies love Johnny”” & “muscle jocks love Johnny”… “Everyone loves Johnny”.
Can’t escape him anywhere.
Danny Quinones says
In Johnny’s defense, EVERYONE LOVES JOHNNY! My Baby! Don’t Mess with my baby!
D:)
Dan T says
So much bitching and complaining…tis the season guys!!Personally, I love Topher and am glad Men.com uses him often. And calling Colby “fat”?? Really?? He is built like a real man and he is super hot.
dvlaries says
Imagine this: Men managing to get Zeb Atlas to bottom (something many here have longed for), and keeping it top secret and landing such a clip as that today with no warning. I’m no Atlas fan, but even I’d be agreeing that Santa Claus exists!
Danny Quinones says
Dos, and others that might read this, Not everyone is a Die Hard Gay Porn addict that lives and breath Porn so, on that note, Not everyone has seen every scene MEN has produced. MEN has a Formula that works for them and they are very happy all the way to the bank, same goes for the other porn houses. When they stop making money they’ll either fold or change their formula or die off and be sold. Do you guys have any idea how hard it’s to Produce porn these days?
We are so lucky to have a Johnny that brings so much pleasure to so many. Look at how many have come and gone and Here’s Johnny.. willing and able, Bless him. That’s why I love him so much, he’s a trooper, the kinda of guy I’d take home to mother…lol He’s a Doll and I seem to never tire of him, I look forward to seeing him, so, yes I Love Johnny! He’a True Modern Porn Star!
Woohooboy says
@Aydyn – I’m English so we use the “e”….. But thanks for noticing. 🙂
kevin1012 says
@DOS…Tu comentario es excelente. Claro y conciso. Muchas Gracias.
SuckItBaby says
If they were fucking raw it’s be so hot. This now, yawn.